Bite Size Random Jokes

Elevator humor

I told my elevator a joke. It was uplifting.

Calendar problems

I tried to organize my dates, but they kept getting booked.

Penguin confusion

The penguin walked into a party, and everyone asked, “Why are you dressed for winter?” He said, “I thought this was an icebreaker.”

Library logic

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

Coffee break

My coffee and I have a great workplace routine: I bring it to the meeting, and it brings me back to life.